I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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