i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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