I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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