Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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