I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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