Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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