i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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