Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
The adults are the big ones right?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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