yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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