I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
It's blow job season.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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