found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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