i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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