Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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