Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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