so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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