I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Pooping to opera.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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