It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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