I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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