"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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