I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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