how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
