I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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