I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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