you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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