Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
