wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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