No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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