Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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