Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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