Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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