This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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