I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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