I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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