I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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