Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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