a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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