rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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