So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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