Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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