Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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