Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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