i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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