you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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