In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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