I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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