He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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