I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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