Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I stole a fireplace last night.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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