Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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