I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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