belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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