Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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