I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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