I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Who died my cat blue again?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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