I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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