i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
No subtext here. People are naked.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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