Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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